H2G2: Dragging Ford Home

Arthur Dent has to half-carry his friend Ford Prefect home from the pub - again - after Ford managed to get them thrown out - again - by drinking too much and behaving outrageously - again. Of course poor Ford is just terribly homesick, but Arthur doesn't know that. Sometimes Arthur wonders why he puts up with him... well, Ford is a little odd at times, but he's one of his closest friends, and he's rather cute when he's drunk, isn't he? ))